THIS IS NOT A DRILL: It's July And Stores Already Have Their Halloween Stuff Out

Ah yes, it’s starting again.

We’ve finally made it!

In the great American tradition of selling seasonal stuff MONTHS before it’s appropriate to celebrate the actual season, I would just like to inform you all that it is practically Halloween.

After the 4th of July, it’s fair game.

The Reeses pumpkins have arrived.

Bed Bath & Beyond has its fall scents out.

Target has its collection online.

From Joanns…

…to Party City…

…to Cracker Barrel…

…and Michaels.

It’s Halloween!

Sweater weather is coming.

It’s time to get ready.

It’ll be here before you know it.

Now excuse me while I count down to Christmas.

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