If you haven’t bought roller skates, you’re not quarantining right

Quarantine boredom? Meet your match.

Along vacant boardwalks, empty parking lots and the ghost town that is Times Square, roller skaters rule again. Google search interest for the retro footwear skyrocketed to a five-year high in early May — about the time lockdown doldrums also started peaking.

And if the movement had a mascot, it’d surely be actress Ana Coto. The 29-year-old went viral on TikTok for her infectiously fun videos, skating (often backward) through Southern California sunshine with positively immaculate vibes.

The swagger-filled social-distancing videos, now a certifiable trend on the video app, hit up to 31.2 million views each, with positive comments like “Do I wanna be her? Or do I wanna be with her?” and “Run me over you goddess.” The TikTok fame has turned her into a spiritual ring leader to a tribe of newly minted (and newly appreciated) quarantine roller bladers. It’s the hobby we never knew we needed, at a time we need it most.

Coto says she’s been trying to get friends to take up roller skating for years. When COVID-19 hit, they finally listened.

“Lots of those people are coming out of the woodwork like, ‘OK, you convinced me,’ ” the former dancer who now lives in Los Angeles tells The Post. “You can do it alone and have fun, and it’s exercise.”

In her most-viewed video, Coto wears an an all-white jumpsuit, matching sunglasses and a coronavirus mask — peeled off at just the right moment to reveal a steely glance.

What? Like it’s hard?

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